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  • 24th November 2006

    Official: I’m Not for Sale on Ebay … If I Was My Fee Would Be A Shepherds Pie

    If you are one of the very few who has arrived here via our Google Adwords Advert via the search on my name or namesake, then a warm welcome to you.

    As of the time of this post it has only received 22 impressions & 4 clicks with a CTR of 18.18% and Avg. CPC of $0.04

    For the record, unlike what the Ebay advert suggests on the following link, I am not for sale nor up or auction on Ebay, I cannot be bought .. oh … unless it’s my my favourite curry … and no it doesn’t contain Moose Meat as an ingredient … that would be cannalbilsm.
    For those who are wondering what the heck I am on about, visit the following links which is a search on my name & read the relevant thread in the A4U Forum. It questions Ebay’s or their partners unethical practice on bidding on protected trademarks and/or properties & inappropiate phrases whether it’s deemed as passing off … or .. derogatory words or keywords that clearly contravines Google so called Quality Standards.

    Click Here for A4U Forum
    Click Here for Google Adwords Ad

    I am a little disappointed nobody has bidded on me, oh well, at least my children love me.

    Let’s see how long it takes Google Adwords to disapprove our relevant advert & allow Ebays irrelevant one as seen here at the current time of posting.

    Just incase they do, we have taken the liberty of collecting a screen grab for you.

    Paul Wheatley Ebay Ad

    The simple intention of this particular blog is an amusing send up of Googles questionable & irelevant Quality Score with a suggested bias against affiliates in it’s algorithmic behaviour, in favour of the bigger, deep pocket corporations like Ebay, and the double standards & unfair practices we feel are happening in the industry which will be well documented in due course and should be brought forward to industrial bodies.

    I will add to this at a slightly later date but for the time being enjoy the thread on the A4 Forum, but remember the serious undertones in the infringement of your business & trademarks whether you are an affiliate or merchant, and ascertain for yourselves where the faults & reasons lie … Because this blog will eventually attempt to uncover the answers to the question “How Deep Does the Rabbit Hole Go!”

    A Message to Ebay & Google: ” Pack It In You Moose Pimps .. This is Moose Abuse & The Moose Cannot Be Bought” … Quote kindly suggested by a friend.

    posted in A Moose's Life, Affiliate Marketing, Ebay, PPC Brand Name Bidding | 0 Comments

    23rd November 2006

    Charging Merchants for Increased Exposure on Your Website

    Before you get too excited, we are not talking of exposure in the sense of paparazzi style photos of catching merchants in publicly embarrassing predicaments or any conspiracy theories … well not yet anyhow.

    If you have a decent enough website whether it’s one that is aesthetically pleasing to the eye … or … achieves decent volumes of sales … or … has decent quality traffic .. or any combination of the above. Granted some of our websites do need improving to achieve a standard we are fully satisfied with. The kind of benchmark we should be setting would be to simply ask yourself whether you would use your own site as a visitor & absorb as much constructive criticism from experienced colleagues in the industry or friends & family to firstly suggest then yourself make the necessary enhancements whether it be functionality, design (look & feel) and/or content.

    Anyway, getting back on track, Considering the number of affiliate programs we have to choose & select from nowadays… Could some affiliates request lump sum payments from merchants for preferential placement or increased exposure on top of any commission level received?

    Granted we are in a PBMI (Performance Based Marketing Industry), but has the industry now evolved enough & circumstances changed that we can now be bold enough to offer this option to merchants to take up if they so desire?

    posted in Affiliate Marketing | 1 Comment

    22nd November 2006

    Fraser’s Podcast Interview with Nicky Iapino

    One of my permanently bookmarked sites has got to be the Podcasts on Fraser’s Affiliate Marketing Blog www.affiliateblog.co.uk

    The latest Podcast is already the 13th, in what we hope will be an ever lasting sequence of broadcasts, is with Nicky Iapino from Affili.net “The Undisputed Queen In Affiliate Marketing” and an interview we have been looking forward to on top of some recognised & respected folk within the affiliate marketing industry.

    Click Here for the Podcast Interview with Nicky Iapino

    Fraser has really helped bring affiliate marketing forward with a number of interesting, insightful & entertaining Podcasts with the natural sultry tone of his gentle Edinburgh accent to get the female audience swooning.

    Past Podcasts include interviews with Clarke Duncan from Paidonresults, Jason Dale from Loquax, Graham Keen from Buyagift, Kieron Donoghue from UK Offer, Jess Luthi, Keith Budden and more.

    Fraser “An avid Falkirk supporter” is no doubt the nicest guy i know in the industry & a terrific friend … We are really fortunate to have some fantastic, solid friends in the industry, some of whom stayed with us at our Villa in the Algarve, Portugal … Keep up the excellent work mate!

    Some Questions we proposed were:

    Q1. Do you feel we have maybe reached a critical supply & demand threshold, whereby there are maybe now too many merchants & not enough “quality” affiliates?

    Q2. Having worked at several networks in your impressive career to date, what proportion of revenue would you say is approximately derived from PPC affiliates either driving traffic directly to a merchant to or via an affiliates own landing pages / websites?

    Q4. The concept of an Affiliate Association has already lost momentum, why do you think this is & what can be done to bring it back on track?

    Q5. With Kelkoo, Pricerunner & Dealtime now making their product feeds available to carefully selected affiliates. Do you think networks have lost the edge in not developing a viable competitive solution when there was an opportunity to a couple of years ago?

    Q6. I don’t want a political answer to this one. Judging by what’s currently happening in the marketplace, what do you think is Google’s perception & attitude of/ towards affiliates? And do we now have conclusive evidence that it can now be deemed unfavourable.
    Q7. If in the near future affiliates were not permitted to use Google Adwords, what measures should a network, and affiliates for that matter, be taking to counter what will be a massive shortfall?

    Q8. With the plethora of wealth & talent in the affiliate marketing industry, why hasn’t it developed it’s own search engine to rival Google, with the full marketing force of affiliates behind it to promote the viable alternative?

    Q9. How will the role of a network change in the foreseeable future?

    Q10. What’s the secret to looking so good?

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    22nd November 2006

    Crazy Egg is Cracking! – Website Heatmap Tool

    As an affiliate we should be continually looking at what our users / vistors are habitually doing on our websites, by analysing statistics & tracking conversion rates & then optimise these sites accordingly to try and enhance these figures & user experience, however this is often a trial & error exercise requiring much patience & quantify of data to batch test theories & principles.

    However, there is one powerful application / tool we have given a trial to which I think it is absolutely Cracking, where it allows me to actually visualise what my users are doing in the form of a Heat Map for any given web-page. It’s called Crazy Egg.

    • We can test different versions of a web-page to analyse which works better.
    • Discover which ad placement provides the best results.
    • Find out which design encourages visitors to click deeper.
    • Analyse CTR’s (Click Thru Rates).
    • Establish whether the web-page is rich enough in content to improve user experience.
    • In conjunction with the all the aforementioned, leads to definite improvements in the optimisation of a website, improving it’s monetisation & ROI (Return on Investment).
    • Plus it’s quite fun interpreting the results & making inferences from them.

    For us Crazy Egg does have the WOW factor & will absolutely blow your mind away.

    Quote: Crazy Egg – “Track, Evaluate, and Improve Your Site”

    posted in Affiliate Tools | 1 Comment

    17th November 2006

    Are Tradedoubler “The Borg” in Disguise?

    … “I am Hamlet of Borg! To be assimilated or not to be assimilated? That is the question.”

    In a series of episodes dedicated to Tradedoubler, I am beginning to wonder if Tradedoubler (A Swedish Company) are in fact “The Borg” in disguise, assimilating the marketing ideas & prowess of the affiliate community into their little idealistic fantasy world (btw not a patch on World of Warcraft) of closed group brand name bidding rights thinly disguised (veiled) as tenders, in their pursuance of controlling the affiliate world with the same mind set which can only be likened to Google’s (who’s objective is maybe to have the Google logo printed on the US $ dollar Bill)

    Quite a few affiliates have now received several of these ridiculously lengthy, so called “equal” opportunity tenders to peruse from Tradedoubler, containing open ended questions to complete & submit on return. These tenders are requesting information like projections, & what should be closely guarded secrets, your marketing techniques & tools. All for the for the so called privilege of a selected few (perhaps already pre-selected) to enjoy closed group brand name bidding rights for some merchants. Basically, they ask for almost everything (senstive information) from knowing your marketing secrets to what colour / ply toilet paper you prefer, well not actually toliet paper, but you get the drift, thus they may as well include this ….

    Sell your soul why not, as the network assimilates all those aggregated ideas into their own Borg Realm of Control (not the hippy Swedish tennis player version but the Star Trek variety, though i do wonder if they are actually Born (Bjorn) Borg, though if you want to be pedantic you cannot actually be born Borg (If you are a Trekky Fan, then you’ll know this)

    The idea of being given brand rights via Tradedoubler is certainly luring to the gullible, with the enticement of brand, when any experienced PPC’er (Pay Per Click Advertiser) knows that the value of the generic term is more valuable than the brand name itself. Therefore perhaps it should be considered at what cost this comes?

    “Closed Groups” is another full discussion within itself, the Advantages & Disadvantages of which will be discussed on a later blog date.

    Tradedoubler say they are “very eager to receive your proposal” thinly veiled in allegory “on how your company can compliment and propel” the merchants “business forward in to 2007.” Off course they are eager, they are possibly rubbing their hands with glee at every greedy unsuspecting mug who returns the tender application. Don’t you just love their colloquial spin? They are certainly on a different planet.

    So, hyperthetically speaking, here you go Tradedoubler, here’s everything I have learned over the years for you to glean, I know I won’t get included because you’ve got your own little clique cartel including the Andover crew (not my reference to them), including Jesus, Oh sacrilege! … I hear some proclaim .. with their clone army of brown nosed yes men. And … when your done digesting all that invaluable information of ours, we sweated years & tears with. You’ll only either pass those golden nuggets of harnessed information on to the chosen few or keep it selfishly to yourself by charging your client something like a £300 an hour consultancy fee, claiming they are wholly your own innovative ideas & proprietary software in achieving maximum ROI (Return On Investment) & brand awareness.

    “Poppycock! Excuse Me! Borg Master!” … Whilst I am at it, please could you rashly insert toilet brush up my backside & I ‘ll give a little wiggle for you at the same time . … Oh hang on a minute let me get a mirror .. hmmm .. Yep, just as I thought the sun does shine out of there.

    To be fair, Tradedoubler do offer the tender to a number of affiliates, including ourselves, whether it is a level playing field or not, I am sceptical, to trust them with the information required to be divulged, I do not.

    Unfortunately, I duped myself into thinking last year that Tradedoubler had turned a corner / new leaf & that a leopard could change it’s spots with an openness & improvement in their affiliate support. In my honest opinion (imho) it’s been nothing short of diabolically, by their own opinion, based on their actions we have expereinced, they are deemed never wrong.

    “You will Comply” … Arrogant, Aloof Control Freaks … “Resistance is Futile”

    Their corporate persona of aloofness & wonderfully contrived vocabulary of colloquisms and the creative sycophantical use of superfluous superlatives (say “superfluous superlatives” 5 times really quickly) simply disguises the bull. Tradedoubler’s, lip service just doesn’t wash anymore with us. Something we’ll just have to accept & focus our attentions with more accomodating open minded networks.

    It’s easy to ascertain why merchants are attracted on to the Tradedoubler network, they truly do present the “bells and whistles” platform with a practical & functional affiliate / merchant user interface, maybe not the best in the industry, but still extremely impressive to say the least. Merchants & agencies are wooed by this (which other networks should consider) as you’ll observe by the big named brands they represent, which has a catalytic effect of it’s own to bring even more big named brands onboard.

    However, beneath the veneer & the facade, when you get down to the nuts of bolts of it, .. “No Bells & Whistles, Just Nuts & Bolts” it’s woolly & the service from our experience has been poor. This has been mutually expressed by both other affiliates & merchants without prompting.

    As a final suggestion, perhaps it should be the merchant pitching to the affiliate, now that’s a little twist? Since it’s the affiliates who have the marketing skills & the advertising spend, as it currently stands … it’s sooooo the wrong way around.

    Conclusion: Remember, just be careful when passing information & ideas onto Tradedoubler with regard to the tender and ask yourself do you trust them, don’t simply sell your soul to The Borg and allow your ideas to be assimilated, because of a few Ker-ching! benefits.

    Borg Humour:

    … “I am Ohm of Borg! Resistance is the Disease, Not the Cure”
    … “I am DOS of Borg! Prepare… oops, out of memory!”
    … “I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assim… OOH! DONUTS!

    posted in Closed Groups, PPC Brand Name Bidding | 3 Comments

    17th November 2006

    Moose’s Proverb of the Month for November 2006

    “An Affiliate Can Change His Stars”

    posted in Moose's Proverbs | 1 Comment

    17th November 2006

    PPC Brand Name Bidding – The Need For Proper Guidelines

    We recently conducted this lengthy & tedious task on all networks and noticed a lack of continuity & ambiguity. Where it is ambiguous, we refrain from brand named bidding.

    Several points we would like to note & NETWORK XYZ should observe were brought to attention at meetings or discussions with ourselves, was that there are several possible points of reference for a keyword policy, in places these are in confliction with each other. It is the sole responsibility of NETWORK XYZ and/or the account managers to ensure that there is Only a Single Point of Reference for keyword policy for any given merchant. If any changes are made, they MUST all update simultaneously, any changes made, no matter how minute, should automatically send an email to affiliates, notifying them that changes have been made, with the keyword policy contained both within the email and to refer to admin interface. Not all affiliates I am sure refer to the several points to source keyword policy, maybe only one.

    What is incredibly infuriating, are when changes are made by account managers whereby affiliates are not suitably notified, this indiscretion is commonplace amongst all networks and happens all too frequently. Even a full stop “.” or a space” ” on restricted or negative keywords can make a significant difference to a campaign. Even more so when blame is deflected to affiliate, when the fault lies with the network who seem just to want to look favourable in the clients eyes. Now, genuine errors can be made by any party, as much as anyone being fallible without intent to circa navigate policies, so there needs to be tolerance & understanding from all those involved. It should never be a “put up & shut up” scenario.

    In addition, we know of restricted keyword policies that have not been updated on system, again commonplace across networks.

    One of the weakest links, is when there is meant to be restricted keyword policy or it’s inaccurate or incomplete, but more problematic is that the NETWORK XYZ system says refer to merchants FAQ, however a majority of the time this is blank with no details on merchants page to refer to. With regard to some of the points required for a clear & concise keyword policy I will come onto next, but NETWORK XYZ also have to take responsibility too, which we hope will be the outcome of this & the meetings, leaving little room for confusion and harmonious & responsible working relationships.

    While no doubt there will be a massive knee jerk reaction and exponential increase in keyword restrictions, networks must be careful they do not become too paranoid that this fragments & decimates the affiliate market industry for the worse, whilst there is too much focus on keyword policy than useful content for the affiliate to use. Another point of paramount important is a single point of reference of a keyword policy, whereby it is imperative the policies are not scattered around various tabs & worse still inconsistent. It is the directive of a network to ensure a “single point of reference” and with any changes however minute that an email notification is both sent out & included within any internal email. However, I am inclined to feel this may not overall happen correctly.

    Food for thought, what is the difference between bidding on a brand via SEM or appearing for brand on SEO, whty is the formeer being crucified.

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    Amalgamation of Suggestions
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    Here is a brief summary of what we expect to see as part of concise keyword policies, in conjunction with above

    a) Can an affiliate send traffic directly to the merchants website from ppc search engines – Using their url as the display url? Also which PPC Search Engines does this apply to, since only Google has a single URL restriction policy.

    b) Can an affiliate bid on the merchants brand name? e.g. Dell

    c) Can an affiliate bid on Hybrid Phrase = merchant brand name + generic term (e.g. Dell Computer, etc.)? e.g. “Dell” being the brand & “Computer” being the Generic. When conjoined forms the Hybrid “Dell Computer”

    Please note: that other competitor ads will probably appear for those bidding on the generic term aspect of the hybrid phrase in a broadmatch. Does the merchant want to lose out on this potential ad coverage to MULTIPLE competitors, who affiliates can advertise on behalf of too?

    d) If the merchant has restrictions – what EXACT TERMS CAN AN AFFILIATE NOT BID ON – if they don’t include this, the affiliate might induce they have a free reign. Blanket terms of misspellings & variations etc., is NOT ACCEPTABLE! With regard to these terms which the merchant should hold trademarks too, if negative keywords are requested, are they exact match, broadmatch or phrase match? This is important. Also full stops & spaces can make a difference. Is there a maximum bid imposed?

    Please note: Has the merchant registered these phrases (trademarks) they “actually” own the marks to with Google? Also the merchant should provide the trademark numbers as proof to affiliates. Does the merchant also own the marks to the hybrid phrases (brand + generic). Granted though providing Trademark numbers may not be pratical, though perhaps it will prove clarification if presented at network level.

    e) Can the affiliate bid on Brand terms and /or Hybrids to send traffic through to their own website or a specific landing page designed by the affiliate & approved by the network and/or merchant? If a check is required?

    f) Can an affiliate bid on misspellings & variations? However does the merchant actually own the marks to these? Is the merchant over-stepping their boundaries?

    g) Can an affiliate bid on generic & targeted product related terms & send directly to the merchants website using their display url?

    h) Does the merchant conduct their own in house ppc campaign or is it run by a ppc agency or possibly even the network (if a network, there is then a conflict of interest)?

    i) Who is currently giving the merchant the advice about PPC policy? Has the merchant actually consulted affiliates for a balanced presentation? Or have they simply said what some agency ill advised them to do or maybe a network is too polite & meek to mention (A yellow bellied nodding dog in the case of one or two OTHER networks)? Some agencies may impressively provide the bells & whistles with corporate speak, bumpf & power point presentations with colloquial vocabulary, but realistically an affiliate could demonstrate the nuts & bolts of it all in more laymans terms.

    j) Does the program have a closed group policy for certain affiliates? Did the network or account manager pick via teachers pet syndrome or was this presented / tendered to a number of affiliates whom may be suitable candidates but were overlooked? If there is a closed group this too should be mentioned, and may prevent some affiliates making assumptions …. Like “If he’s doing it, then I’m doing it”
    k) Continuing with whether the merchant actually owns the marks to these misspellings or variations? Have they tried registering these with Google (though they never used to accept these they may now well consider misspellings in certain cases)? This may prevent some problems.

    l) Also, to all the above questions, if there is an objection by the merchant or their representative, we would need to know their full reasoning pertaining to that decision so that the merchant can be correctly guided or communicated with directly with “certain other parties” not involved on a case by case basis, however there would be considerable overlap. Formulating a “book of rebuttal” or polite “white paper” to educate merchants about search engine marketing, focusing on how some imposed restrictions could stunt the growth of their program & consequently any positive brand awareness or ROI.

    m) Where to every question put forward a merchant we have to ask “IF NOT WHY NOT” to ascertain if their reasoning is well thought out or they were incorrectly influenced or simply knee jerk reactions through ignorance. As we suspect, soem networks get merchants on board by saying they will restrict affiliates as much as possible in the PPC Arena.
    n) Perhaps there should be further discussions to the advantages & disadvantages (pros & cons) to each point.

    p) Can I use the brand name in the sub domain or directory url of my own domain name? Though the merchant has no right to prohibit me and shouldn’t even come into the discussion. Though stupidly, one particular network has included this a prerequiste option.

    q) Can the affiliate use the brand name in the title of an ad, or advert copy?

    r) Keyword policies & NETWORK XYZ intended contract needs to be fair and balanced without being too inhibitive to affiliates, which I am sure is NETWORK XYZ intention – not a “put up & shut up” and consequently being left in the cold.

    s) But firstly, let’s set out the minimal information & guidelines or rules we require in order to adhere to and ensure from NETWORK XYZ there is 100% communication from them, on both existing policies & future changes, no matter how minute.

    u) Notication of changes to any PPC Policy should come under contract law, where a suitable period of grace is given to implement any changes, as it is changes to the terms & conditions of any agreement … these also communicated effectively to affiliates by several methods, not just one telephone, email and/or internal messaging system.
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    http://www.a4uforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=42750

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    Networks Advising Incorrectly on Display URL’s

    http://www.a4uforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=42734

    posted in Affiliate Marketing, PPC Brand Name Bidding | 2 Comments

    15th November 2006

    Little Mooses on the Loose at White Hart Lane

    I am so Happy … today I received a phone call saying my my two children will be Spurs mascots at the Tottenham v Watford match on March 17th, 2007 … I am totally ectatstic! When I told my kids, they were so excited that they were jumping around the room with massive adorable smiles.

    Yep, you guessed it, we are a proud football family, with 3 Season tickets in the Upper West Stand at White Hart Lane, cheering on Martin Jol’s blue & white army. Mind you my children have the biggest lungs in every department, sometimes I like to think my fine set of man boobs, which were ones impressive pecs are slowly catching up.

    My daughter & son will be living, breathing & experiencing the opportunity I could have only dreamed off as a child – what with being a Spurs supporter all my life. I was originally informed the waiting list would be about 2 years, and when I broke the news to the kids I maintained a sullen tone implying that it may be longer, cruel sense of humour ain’t I got.

    Well at least I fullfilled one personal dream and that was to kick around a ball on the actual pitch at White Hart Lane, well I did, on the last game of the season at a corporate hospitality bash prior to the unfortunate away game on the last day of the season at West Ham, where half the team went down with food poisoning & we lost losing out on Champions League football. It was a great experience & I even scored a goal, acrobatically jumping up in the air whilst simultaneously switching feet to volley the Beach Ball .. yes that’s right .. a Beach Ball into the top right hand corner of the goal from a massive distance of 6 feet in wind prevailing conditions.

    Obviously when the big day for my kids arrives, I’ll blog the big match day.

    Come on You Spurs !!!

    posted in A Moose's Life | 3 Comments