21st February 2008

The Moose Boots the Spider into Touch with his Size 12 Hooves

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Following on from reading Jess’s recent blog entry … “Sticks and Stones – yeah it does hurt”, pertaining to some gutter press journalism from The Spider or is it Spider“S” in an affiliate magazine called Revenue. It does make you wonder for all of a nanosecond if the Spider is some self obsessed egoistic xenophobic prat. Which is a shame, as it brings down a quite decent publication with a personal attack on respected people within the industry.

The same fool(s) were also quite demeaning about us jolly Brits & the A4UExpo in an earlier publication too, for which I sent the following email to him/her/them (The Spider(s)) … creep(s) which ever way you look at it.

“Warm salutations & fraternal greetings Spider,

One must admit, one was somewhat bemused by your article with reference to false allegations accusing a4expo London or UK affiliates smearing the forthcoming Affiliate Summit in London.

Perhaps, one should be prudent enough in establishing ones sources prior to making an irrational & derogatory judgement simply to facilitate column width within your publication. One can only perceive your alleged source, as a pitiful as they be, has an agenda for their own self purpose & interest in unison with amateur journalism which smacks with a sense of a self righteous xenophobe.

Perhaps, one could indulge in smiting the smiter, but us British maintain our dignity with pride & without prejudice, and with a stiff upper lip.

Having had the privilege of knowing some of the core founders behind a4expo, they are indeed of honourable character who if anything would feel the two separate events compliment each other in their own unique & distinct styles.

Therefore, one can only find your comments so laughable that ones spleen is wobbling.

On more serious note, one is quite proud London is hosting two such prestigious events, for which one is eagerly awaiting to attend both.

“We are not amused” – Queen Victoria on the bog 1901

Cheerio Old Chap, or as you may say, “Have a nice day!”

Moose”

All I can suggest to Jess, is that most of us know she is well respected within the industry & for her to simply take it on the chin with regard to any comments from the stone this minion crawled from under.

And … as for getting a subscription to Revenue Magazine, gawd only knows. In Affiliate Summit Las Vegas last year, I couldn’t get a receipt or invoice .. And at the summit in Miami, I filled the form with credit card details, albeit nothing was taken from credit card, it looks like another attempt at obtaining a subscription fell through. I guess I’ll have to use proper ply toilet paper instead of that one or two pages of trailer trash scribbled by the Spider, for which he brings the rest of the publication down.

Go Brits !!! Right, now to find that plackard to come out in support of Jess. You Go Girlfriend. Take no notice of the “pickled gherkin” (translate to British slang, then work it out from there). Why don’t we give Spider the Raspberry Award.

Therefore The Moose Boots the Spider into Touch with his Size 12 Hooves .. oh and that is size 13 in the US … unlucky for the creep.

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  1. 1 On February 21st, 2008, Stephen said:

    I met the guy at the Miami Summit just after that nonsense was published in Revenue Magazine. When I told him that Matt was at the event he went visibly pale.

    He’s just a coward that cowers behind the wall of anonymity that the internet gives him. He really put me off Revenue Magazine altogether if their editorial stance is that shabby.

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